y'all bitches asked for it.

i’m totally brave. TOTALLY BRAVE. i’m a bigger dog than pixie she just doesn’t know it yet

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gpoyw | wacky wednesday edition

this is part of my stage get up. i dress like a pirate because i rap about booty all the time. carina’s going to work and she’s going to take the laptop away from me because she’s a ho. peace out new friends.

‘sup bitches! it’s yo’ gurrrrl tyrannasaurus pretz. you asked carina to make me one of these tumblr things and i guess i could hook that up. i have a busy schedule that involves ruining my family’s prized possessions and torturing my canine companion named pixie and of course writing sick rhymes and layin’ down the beats.